29 August 2007

Reincarnation now illegal

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This must be the best new storyline for a Monty Python sketch in ages.

"In one of history's more absurd acts of totalitarianism, China has banned Buddhist monks in Tibet from reincarnating without government permission. According to a statement issued by the State Administration for Religious Affairs, the law, which goes into effect next month and strictly stipulates the procedures by which one is to reincarnate, is 'an important move to institutionalize management of reincarnation.'"

You gotta hand it to the Chinese government; they can be amazingly creative when it comes to sticking it to the Dalai Lama.

Hat-tip to KurzweilAI.net for this one.

13 August 2007

Sad (but necessary) innovation

First of all, let me say state that I am a huge fan of innovation. I find most 'new stuff' pretty exciting - and worringly seductive. Which is why I was surprised to be almost in tears on the tube earlier today reading a couple of articles in Metro.   

There are two new products for kids/teenagers on the market.  The first is UK made - a knife-proof hoodie made from Kevlar (like military body armour in Iraq), which recently protected a 15-year whilst he was slashed at a cash machine.

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This is his hoodie. His back was OK, but his hands took a bit of punishment.

It would appear that "the hoodies have also proved a hit with female joggers and dog walkers - prompting makers Bladerunner to bring them out in baby blue and pink".

The second is from the US, and as this youtube promo shows, just as bleak.


A bullet-proof backback, inspired by Columbine.

They say parenthood changes you. And I guess that's what upset me so much - the knowledge that, unless we get our collective shit together by the time my kids go to high school, these products will most likely be sitting alongside the 'back to school' pencil cases in WH Smith.

Sigh.

05 August 2007

Innovation - Military Style

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I had a cracking day at the Edinburgh Festival yesterday - blue skies, T-shirts, tasty nosh, a so-so comedy show and a great play.

The play, Breaker Morant, told of how three Australian lieutenants were court-martialled for executing prisoners and a German missionary as a way of deflecting attention from war crimes committed by their superior officers during the Boer War.

Harry Morant, the leader of this bunch of 'Bushvelt Carbineers' (commandos who make mayhem and kill behind enemy lines) was also a poet whose touching blunt Australian lines make for many a wry smile.

The play is essentially a fast-paced courtroom drama - think LA Law in 1902 army uniforms. Highly recommended.

The obvious parallel is with Abu Ghraib and Donald Rumsfeld's shenanagins, but I was also struck by another military milestone - the formation of the SAS by David Stirling in the early 40's during the Second World War.

One of the many subtexts running through Breaker Morant was the disdain that the British Army held for these volunteer Bushvelt Carbineers, who were 'irregulars' without formal army training. The army especially disliked the informality of the relationships between the officers and the men, which if you've ever worked in any antipodean organisations, you'll immediately appreciate (vs. the sometimes stilted worker/manager relationships still existing in many British organisations).

These irregulars however, were experts in their craft - living off the land deep behind enemy lines and killing Boers. They employed unorthodox and highly successful tactics; sitting Boer POWs in open carriages at the front of trains to stop them being blown up for example.

Jumping forward 40 years - David Stirling formed the SAS to operate deep behind German lines in North Africa. His unit also employed unconventional and highly successful (although not always) methods that came to the attention, and disdain, of a few senior army officers. His view of warfare 'just didn't fit' with how it 'should be done' and many tried to have his maverick unit disbanded. It took a personal intervention by Churchill to keep them going, and onto greater things.

I'm pretty sure that this scenario still plays itself out in many organisations today.  Someone with a bit of passion at the sharp end of the business has a well-considered slightly risky idea that the CEO would love to see piloted. But it doesn't get off the ground because there are too many vested interests in the way.

Plus ca change...      

13 April 2006

Haggis Pizza

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And very tasty it was too!

11 March 2006

Quintessential New Zealand

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04 March 2006

Wish me luck!

I'm finding this New Zealand experience a bit of a weird one.

Don't get me wrong. It's absolutely fantastic to be be back here again ...  seeing family and friends, doing interesting work with bright people, warm weather, world-class coffee. It's all good.

But my head seems to be swimming in matters cultural.

I lived in the UK for the first 27 years of my life; the next 9 years in Auckland, then moved back to the UK about 18 months ago.

Where do I belong?

I have no idea. And it's bugging me a bit.

Moving back to the UK surprised me. I thought I'd hate it, but I found myself enjoying the feeling of being back in the middle of the world.  It's also been wonderful to witness the obvious joy that my parents and in-laws get from Callum (and vice-versa!).

I've grown professionally too. Over the last year Fio and I have created a business that allows me to creatively express my occasionally weird business thinking with the likes of the Royal Bank of Scotland, GlaxoSmithKline, Toyota, Natwest Bank and the John Lewis Partnership. And of course, my new part-time role as planning director at an advertising agency is pretty interesting and challenging too!

In a nutshell, it's great to be around family and my brain is being well-fed.

But I think when you live somewhere magical like New Zealand for almost 10 years, it's gets into your soul. Weekends away doing fun stuff in special places merges with the laughter of your friends into a visceral entity beyond words.

UK or NZ? 

.....................

Decision made.

Both.

I'm going to make it happen.

Wish me luck!

31 January 2006

Take more risks!

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A great post by Kathy Sierra.

I've been taking pretty big personal and professional risks all my life, and people often tell me that they could never do X, Y or Z. 

I guess that 'risk' means different things to different people. For me, not taking regular risks isn't an option. I begin to feel stagnant if I sit in a 'safe place' too long.

Cultural observation: After 10 years living in 'the new world', and then returning 'home', I'm coming to the conclusion that today's Scots are not big risk-takers.  Personally, I think we're the worse for it - economically, emotionally and spiritually.

29 January 2006

We need more of them

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